THE EASY PART

                                

DIFFICULT

is keeping your

mouth shut when your

adolescent daughter

experiments with

lipstick so RED

you scold her

for drinking cherry

Kool-Aid so soon after

breakfast.

DIFFICULT

is getting hairs out of

upholstery after a trip

to the vet

with a

cowardly beagle

who lost half her

FUR in the car

and the other half on the

steel table where she also pee'd.

DIFFICULT

is grounding your children

for fighting

on the car trip to Grandma's

and now having to

stick with that

PUNISHMENT

even though they are

driving you

completely out of your mind.

DIFFICULT

is parallel parking

DIFFICULT

is waiting in lines

DIFFICULT

is exact change at toll booths

LIFE IS DIFFICULT

The easy part

is writing

about

IT.

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